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He's as quick as a hiccup.
I've enjoyed my retirement.
I'm still healthy as can be.
He looks like he needs worming.
Dance with the one who brung ya.
I had hoped God would be neutral.
Old ugly is better than old nothin'
We're as average as everyday's wash.
Potential just means you ain't done it yet.
I don't have the proudest moment in football.
If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.
As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam.
I used to care more about the score than I do now.
I was in a profession that received a lot of media.
I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.
You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.
I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.
We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.
Once you cross the 50 you feel like an unsaddled horse.
On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.
He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.
I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.
Three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad.
Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.
I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.
I try not to make the same mistakes today that I made yesterday.
I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.
Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.
They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.
All the white meat is gone. There's nothin' but necks on the platter.
We don't want any candy stripes on our uniforms. These are work clothes.
Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
The coach is the team, and the team is the coach. You reflect each other.
Don't matter what they throw at us. Only angry people win football games.
The real make of a man is how he treats people who can do nothing for him.
I was still enjoying coaching, but there was a repetitious manner about it.
But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.
My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.
I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players.
I knew that when I resigned from the University of Texas that I would never coach again.
I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain defeat.
I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it so I have a day in between.
There are always going to be people who run faster, jump higher, dive deeper, and come up drier.
If I were going to stay in coaching, I would have stayed right there because I was totally happy.
You've got to be in a position for luck to happen. Luck doesn't go around looking for a stumblebum.
The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got to be a repetitious life.
When I was a freshman at Oklahoma in 1946, the game was sold out - and it's been sold out ever since.
I didn't want to stay until I had used up all the enjoyment because that's too long to stay anywhere.