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I hate hypocrisy.
I call it as I see it.
We make fun of everybody.
I'm bigger than the Beatles!
All Patriot fans despise Goodell.
I think I'm a fairly smart person.
I like seeing Roger Goodell squirm.
I'll speak to anybody, anytime, anyplace.
I'd say we represent the silent majority.
We like sports. We're not apologizing for it.
You judge a pizza place on their cheese slice.
You can't put Barstool in a box however hard you try.
I make the decisions nobody else has the stomach to make.
Do I like Manhattan? No. Do I want to be in Manhattan? No.
The easiest thing to say is, 'I'm sorry.' We don't do that.
Ad revenue is important, but we want to be self-sustaining.
We have a long history of our reputation speaking for itself.
You'd never believe how hard it is to find a wetsuit in Boston.
That's the thing about New York, the streets of New York are crazy!
We're sick of other people saying what other people should laugh at.
I don't know how anyone lives in Miami. Because no one goes to sleep.
There are almost no other websites that have the type of readership we do.
I figured I should have a website, because that's what everybody was doing.
We will not bow down to the winds of PC culture whichever way they may blow.
I'm never going to be on ESPN, probably. I've burned too many bridges. That's fine.
I'd go toe-to-toe with anybody in the Boston media over our group, 18-35 year-old guys.
It's strange: There are feminists who like Barstool and then feminists who hate Barstool.
I really don't turn the other cheek. So when I feel like I'm being attacked, I don't back down.
No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke.
There's so much PC police. There's so much, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' We're the exact opposite.
Unless you're getting a dollar slice, there's no real money difference between a chain and your local pizzeria.
Some girls are just cut out to be housewives, drive SUVs and sing in the shower as opposed to being superstars.
I love Boston, but it's a smaller city for the personalities and video and the other stuff we want to incorporate.
We don't back down from controversy - we fan the fires. People think we go out of our way to create it, but we don't.
We're a comedy site and have made fun of every single race, religion, creed and gender. We've made fun of it equally.
Our readers get what we do, and I don't think about what it's going to look like to the outside world. I don't really care.
The first time I used 'Viva La Stool,' I was just bragging about something. People grabbed it, and it went viral organically.
We don't take ourselves very seriously and view working at Barstool Sports as a way to avoid becoming slaves to cubicle life.
Everybody hates Goodell. He unifies all Patriots fans, all New England, everybody hates him equally. He's really a hated guy.
I always wanted to find something that I could wake up and not hate doing. Hating your job was probably my nightmare scenario.
The motto is, control our destiny, do new things, where we talk directly with our consumers and aren't dependent on ad revenue.
It's like, if you sign a guy you know is a punk and a jerk, you can't complain like, 'Hey, the punk jerk is acting like a punk jerk!'
The people at Barstool Sports are a bunch of average Joes, who like most guys love sports, gambling, golfing and chasing short skirts.
I feel like I see more and more Neapolitan style, that I call 'fancy pizza' - that's not my cup of tea; I think it all tastes the same.
I want to make a boatload of money and i want to poof and maybe make it on the senior tour, live on islands, get a bigger Nantucket house.
Everything the NFL touches that maybe we should be involved in... we always get the message the NFL frowns upon working with Barstool Sports.
People know I'm a Jake Paul guy. I respect people who take over the Internet, and this guy has got maybe more haters than I do, which I also love.
There is always a line that can't be crossed. Anything that is said or written from a place of hate will never be acceptable behavior at Barstool.
I like coal fired. I'm definitely, generally, always a coal-fired guy. Crispy, don't do a ton of sauce, but kind of a well-done, coal-fired pizza is my jam.
If you're ordering chain, you're a person with poor taste. Everyone lives near a pizza place that's better than a chain. They can't stand up to a local pizzeria.