I wanted to be a jockey.

I'm really a clean-cut kid.

I don't need any more awards.

Are you prepared for what's next?

There's an audience for everything.

You will not forestall my judgement!

Did you forget? I'm a heartless wretch!

I never slept alone until I was married.

The Dutchman sails as its captain commands!

As far as groupies, I never saw any of them.

They want to know I'm doing good, the fans do.

I've got a farm in England where I breed horses.

Ah, love. A dreadful bond! And yet, so easily severed.

I own property in a quiet little town of Pennsylvania.

I like tall girls because I like someone to look up to.

The Monkees changed my life but ruined my acting career.

My first ever stage performance was in Edinburgh in 1960.

I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please.

I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore.

I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

You know I used to be a heartthrob, and now I'm a coronary.

Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!

It's not about what you have, it's what people think you have.

The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia.

The thing is, the reader doesn't want to hear about bad times.

In the office, the mail that came in was always 10 to 1 for me.

The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.

You can put me in the basement or the penthouse; it doesn't matter to me.

You can put me in the basement or the penthouse, it doesn’t matter to me.

The Monkees were never cancelled for a start. NBC wanted to do a third year.

My family is a part of my life and everything is all a mixture of enjoyment.

Once you're in, you're in. It's like the Mafia. Once a Monkee, always a Monkee.

I guess it's nice to have someone to love while you're looking for someone to love.

I'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.

Now, let's see how you fare against the Flying Dutchman and her vile captain, Davy Jones!

Over the last couple of years I have gotten an average of 2,000 letters a week from fans.

I got hate letters from girls all over America because I wouldn't go to the prom with them.

Wherever I go, people still shout out: 'Hey, hey, we're The Monkees.' And I never tire of that.

Well, I have my immortal soul. At least, I'm pretty sure I didn't misplace it somewhere along the way.

I'm so reluctant to do newspaper interviews because it's so misleading how they interpret what you say.

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor.

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!

America changed my life, but I still think of home and working in Scotland was an important part of that.

We'll get material in there and all of a sudden I'll switch the material around or the order of the show.

I'm about to challenge for the Maryland Cup in the next couple of years, as an owner, a trainer, and a rider.

During the summer, Screen Gems launched the New Monkees, which miserably failed I understand. I never saw it.

Trash? The only trash I see here are two little boys lost at sea and a pathetic excuse for a seaworthy vessel!

It used to be 65 when you went into retirement. Before that, when you got into your 50s, you were getting older.

The Beatles set the rules. And the rules were: now just because we have long hair doesn't mean that we're rebellious.

The only people who didn't like The Monkees were the French, and they don't even like themselves, so what's the point?

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