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I just voted for Jesse Jackson !
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius !
I will blow your face clean off your face!
The white man gets all the best catchphrases!
I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s.
I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!
Every bad decision I've made has been based on money.
I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.
My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!
This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?
I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice.
Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.
The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people
I'm in a position that allows me to do what I want to do, and I do it.
Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?
It is as big a mistake to turn down a good shot as it is to take a bad one
The competitions are as much a part of the tradition as the actual dances.
I'm the artist when I'm doing music that I am when I'm acting. I'm everything.
Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"
I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.
I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor.
I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor.
I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.
Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.
As you get older, you get different, and I'm a mushier, softer person as I get older.
How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!
I'm in a whole different part of show business. I'm not even part of Shakespeare in Love.
'SNL' is part of my history. I got on the show as a kid. That's the show I got known from.
My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.
The welfare of our children is our main concern, and their best interests are our first priority.
I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience. I reveal myself. That's the show now.
I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.
You know why they think I'm reclusive? I don't do the Hollywood stuff. I've never been on the circuit.
I only want to do what I really want to do; otherwise, I'm content to sit here and play my guitar all day.
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it.
My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.
I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.
If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.
I don't know what my Death Row meal would be. I'm surprised that people can even eat when they're on Death Row.
The only reason I did Showtime was Robert De Niro. I definitely consider him to be in the top 5 all time actors.
If you have a flop movie, so what? And if you have a hit movie, it's 'so what,' too - it's on to the next movie.
Being on 'SNL' gives you a unique experience that almost no one else has. It's like Harvard for the comic actor.
We want the same effect as if someone's house burned here. We want to give them a normal life as soon as possible.
I'm relaxed about my career. I've been making movies for over 20 years, so I've earned at least the right to relax.
I love 'Trading Places,' but 'Coming to America' has one of the things I like to do - I like the multiple characters.
I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.