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I am a really sensitive person.
I would love for the world to be happier.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
I do fantasize about having my own shop one day.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
I never buy a house thinking that I'm going to sell it.
I've gotten to a place where I really am just settled. Really.
I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
I have sadness in me. I have anger in me. I have heartbreak in me.
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.
Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.
I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
People love gossip. It's the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going.
We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?
I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.
I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
Hosting the Oscars is pretty much the scariest thing you can do. To me, this is right up there with bungee jumping!
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are. That's where us gay people come from - you heterosexuals.
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.
I didn't see deep emotion from my parents. It was all very polite and very surface. I never knew how anybody was feeling.
I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
For someone like me, who loves to sweat and push herself, it's a challenge to slow down, to sit, to breathe and hold poses.
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.
The truth is - and this is corny - I fall more in love with Portia all the time. I really do. She surprises me all the time.
I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'm not hiding anything from them.
I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off.
Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn't feel like me.
The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball.