Follow that porcupine!

His lordship can eat my fat—

Smoke machines are the best!

I'd rather be loyal than right.

It'll all end in tears and oil.

No one ever explained the octopuses.

You are about as covert as a sledgehammer.

Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?

I have died and gone to the land of bad novels.

A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.

My absolute favorite food of all time is alpaca.

Poetry can cause irreparable harm when misapplied

A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.

He dinna act like an Alpha." "He does in some areas.

Biffy didn't like enigmas - they were out of fashion.

Such poopitations of the heart as you would not believe.

And I find perfect beauty excessively boring, don't you?

His eyes were jet-colored circles of perpetual disapproval.

When all else fails, dress beautifully and throw your food.

Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?

What’s wrong with you? Are you ill? I forbid you to be ill, wife.

I believe there is a considerable range in the bang of most guns.

One should do what one is best at on as large a scale as possible.

Classic author moment, "Oh dear, did I kill that character or not?

Steampunk is...the love child of Hot Topic and a BBC costume drama

Alexia abhorred hypocrisy, especially when munitions were involved.

I am rather fond of ladybugs. They are so delightfully hemispherical.

Alphas simply did not grovel; arrogance was part of the job description.

I love stand-up comics, particularly those who have embraced podcasting.

Ah, Ivy, thought Alexia happily, spreading a verbal fog wherever she goes.

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats.

To the best of my knowledge, my youngest reader is 10 and the oldest is 95.

It seems to me that Halloween is the perfect time to get all over steampunk.

She moved with such purpose it was as though she walked with exclamation marks.

My petal. Westminster’s toy had tea issues. Thank Biffy and Lyall. Toodle pip. A.

These things, regrettably, are bound to occur when one is married and befriended.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

I do not giggle without purpose. Lady Linette says you should never misapply a giggle.

Alexia,” she hissed to her friend, “there are knees positively everywhere. What do I do?

There are words to describe her, my dear, but one does not repeat them in polite company.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

A woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done.

I am entirely capable." "Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?

They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner.

She was no closer to determining who might want her dead. There were just too many possibilities.

You do realise modern social mores exist for a reason?" "I was hungry, allowances should be made.

I may be a werewolf and Scottish, but despite what you may have read about both, we are not cads!

Lyall understood a broken heart, but it could not be allowed to rumple perfectly good shirtwaists.

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.

I'm a Reuben kinda girl, but I'll take a BLT with avocado in a red hot minute if it comes on ciabatta.

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