Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
His lordship can eat my fat—
Smoke machines are the best!
It'll all end in tears and oil.
I never felt interpretation was my job.
I'd rather be in a tent than in a house.
Monotheism is but imperialism in religion.
Stone tools are fossilized human behavior.
Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?
I will reveal the secrets behind these doors.
Basically, I have been compelled by curiosity.
Archaeology is not a science, it's a vendetta.
I have died and gone to the land of bad novels.
A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.
He thought he was a wit, and he was half right.
Let me ever love Thyself more than Thy service.
Dead archaeology is the driest dust that blows.
The sphinx will always have to be looked after.
My absolute favorite food of all time is alpaca.
Commenced operations in the Valley of the Kings.
Poetry can cause irreparable harm when misapplied
A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.
The wise person questions himself, the fool others.
He dinna act like an Alpha." "He does in some areas.
The Foxhall jaw has now been missing for many years.
Biffy didn't like enigmas - they were out of fashion.
Every age has the Stonehenge it deserves -- or desires.
Such poopitations of the heart as you would not believe.
And I find perfect beauty excessively boring, don't you?
I have examined the stomach contents of seven aardvarks.
Theories come and go, but fundamental data always remains.
The first money I ever earned was for drawing stone tools.
His eyes were jet-colored circles of perpetual disapproval.
When all else fails, dress beautifully and throw your food.
Egypt has managed to reclaim the 13-page papyrus manuscript.
The wonderment of humanity leads to its greatest discoveries.
We set up the promised clinic for the sick and wounded Masai.
I dug things up. I was curious. I liked to draw what I found.
Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?
The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics.
What’s wrong with you? Are you ill? I forbid you to be ill, wife.
I believe there is a considerable range in the bang of most guns.
I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
It makes the heart to tremble when you open an undiscovered tomb.
One should do what one is best at on as large a scale as possible.
Classic author moment, "Oh dear, did I kill that character or not?
Steampunk is...the love child of Hot Topic and a BBC costume drama
Theories come and go, but fundamental data always remain the same.
Alexia abhorred hypocrisy, especially when munitions were involved.
Raising funds for my fourth expedition proved to be very difficult.
Source Reduction is to garbage what preventive medicine is to health.