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Love is not my bag.
I'm always an optimist!
Corporations must pay tax.
I'm a born - again atheist.
The unfed mind devours itself.
I can understand companionship.
I look into my own black heart.
Always a godfather, never a god.
The United States is a madhouse.
TV news is not very instructive.
Everything's wrong on Wikipedia.
The American vice is explanation.
I'm in favor of sexual encounters.
A good deed never goes unpunished.
I know a lot of the Annapolis breed.
Gossip is conversation about people.
Having no talent is no longer enough.
Never offend an enemy in a small way.
Astronauts: rotarians in outer space.
Christianity is such a silly religion.
Love is a fan club with only two fans.
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Realism has always been called cynicism.
Never have varmints, only grandvarmints.
Since nothing is free, to each his price.
Envy is the central fact of American life.
Washington turned a blind eye to Al-Qaeda.
As one gets older, litigation replaces sex.
Precocious talents mature slowly if at all.
What is a political party but a conspiracy?
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Why not just eliminate the federal income tax?
Every generation gets the Tiny Tim it deserves.
Ronald Reagan: a triumph of the embalmer's art.
Friends, there is no Left in American politics.
The brain that doesn't feed itself, eats itself.
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
My father had lifelong contempt for politicians.
It is not enough merely to win; others must lose.
Truman Capote has made lying an art. A minor art.
My family is Southern. I'm used to Bill Clintons.
The fool is often oblivious of his own gaucherie.
Actually, I can't remember when I was not writing.
Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.
Every country should have at least one King Farouk.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.
Most lives are spent putting on and taking off masks.
There is no such thing as a true account of anything.