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Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.
Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!
You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.