Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
The world is for those who make their dreams come true.
The Bible says that the the Lord thy God is a jealous God. But if you are omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, eternal, and the creator of all that exists, of whom could you possibly be jealous?
Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
Then I abandoned comics for fine art because I had some romantic vision of being like Vincent Van Gogh Jr.
Eat my shorts!
Cats rule the world.
Isolationism is over.
Are we having fun yet?
Only cheaters prosper.
God bless... God damn.
Don't have a cow, man.
A wet dog is lovingest.
When in doubt, pig out!
Think beer; drink beer.
Happiness is a sad song.
Reason is 6/7 of treason.
I was a reflective child.
I do what makes me laugh.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Never, ever, ever give up.
You can't eat compliments.
Integrity is an ecosystem.
What do women want? Shoes.
I had a few ducks as a kid.
Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!
Love is sharing your popcorn.
I never liked my own species.
Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!
We want playmates we can own.
I like to follow my own muse.
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
Life is a buzzer box. Poke it.
Try is the opposite of hiding.
When all else fails, look cute.
My first character was Mr. Toad.
Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.
Why me, lord? Don't answer that!
The unicorn is a mythical beast.
The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
Darkness is full of possibility.
Well, back to the drawing board.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Happiness is loving your enemies.
Love makes you do strange things.
