Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Writing is a holy chore.
To say more, is to say less.
Nobody escapes age and gravity.
Anyone who can not write should.
be careful of monsters with teeth
I have no mouth. And I must scream.
I have no mouth, and I must scream.
The real name for 'science' is magic.
You must never be afraid to go there.
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
I've only been an asshole to assholes!
When belief in a god dies, the god dies.
I'm real tall when I stand on my charisma.
Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion.
History will decide if I'm a villain or a hero.
They minute people fall in love they become liars.
The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.
Five thousand Don Hecks are not worth one Neal Adams.
I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.
There's some things that no amount of money can get me to do.
The trick is not becoming a writer. The trick is staying a writer.
I go to bed angry every night, and I get up angrier every morning.
I'm not nearly as significant as Ralph Nader or the local plumber.
Get a day job, make your money from that, and write to please yourself.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Success is to bring into existence, in adult terms, your childhood dreams.
I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied.
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.
They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks.
I'm like a snake sleeping on a rock. I won't bother you unless you poke a stick at me.
I write a kind of surreal fantasy, but they can't put 'surreal fantasy' on a paperback.
Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.
I usually say I write for the smartest, cleverest, wittiest audience I know, and that's me.
Any writer who pretends to a disaffection for recognition, I think they're being duplicitous.
I will live to piss in the open mouths or the open graves of my enemies, whichever comes first.
I'm a storyteller. If I have that on my precis when I go, 'Storyteller,' I'm satisfied with that.
You're a writer. And that's something better than being a millionaire. Because it's something holy.
Everywhere I go, I find that writers are treated as if they are invisible, as if they don't matter.
Most fiction says you may or may not be alive tomorrow; science fiction talks often about the future.
A man may truly live in his dreams, his noblest dreams, but only, only if he is worthy of those dreams.
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?
I would jump at the chance to work with the inordinately-talented J.J. Abrams on a new 'Star Trek' film.
I am not one of these people who instantly takes umbrage when he's corrected or - I love being corrected.
All you have to do is look out around you at the good things you've done, and you'll know how good you are.
Science fiction and fantasy is a kind of literature that embodies the highest aspirations of the human race.
My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration, and ignoble deaths.
In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.
The ability to dream is all I have to give. That is my responsibility; that is my burden. And even I grow tired.
People don't die from the old diseases any more. They die from new ones, but that's Progress, isn't it? Isn't it?