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I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.
Harry Hill / Comedian
Ladders
Nice
Real
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I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
Harry Hill / Comedian
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You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
Harry Hill / Comedian
Home
Chickens
Might
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The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?
Harry Hill / Comedian
Email
Fax
Phones
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My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
Harry Hill / Comedian
Dad
Fathers Day
Fighting
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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
Harry Hill / Comedian
Funny
Nature
Flames
Glasses
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I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.
Harry Hill / Comedian
Complicated
Sticks
Taste
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You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.
Harry Hill / Comedian
Jesus
Astrology
Stars
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