Only cheaters prosper.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant Schlock

Where's your sense of adventure? It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi. -Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn

Some survived due to advancements in engineering. Personally I'd take a vaccine over living in an iron lung. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/01/what-america-looked-like-polio-children-paralyzed-in-iron-lungs/251098/

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