Quotes by Jack Paar - Page 1

She should get a divorce and settle down.
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Divorce
Sarcastic
Settling
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Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Jack Paar / Author
Definitions
Flattery
Form
Immigration
Sincerest
Sincerest Form
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It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.
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Dislike
Dislike Me
Impossible
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To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
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Reality
Should Have
Thinking
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Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
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Funny
California
Nice
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Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
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Long
Looking Back
Race
Seems
Life Me Long
Back
Chief
Life Long Me
Life Looking Back Me
My Life
Obstacle
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In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.
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Acting
Hobbies
Interviews
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Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.
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Long
Obstacles
Race
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The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
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Funny
Breathing
Real
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As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
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Long
Looks
Obstacles
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One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.
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Impression
Hemingway
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Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
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Fun
People
Poor
Poor People
Rich
Rich People
Vaccines
Rich People Poor
Notice
Saying
They Say
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It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.
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Funny
California
Hollywood
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... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
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Funny
California
Two
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I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
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Mind
Program
Television
Turns
God Mind Me
Wrist
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I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
Jack Paar / Author
Cities
Flying
Kansas City
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The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.
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Funny
Humor
Oscars
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Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
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Bridges
Ends
Finished
Painting
Bridge
Washington
George
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I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.
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Lonely
Loyal
Personality
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Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.
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Kids
Blood
Crazy
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We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."
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Funny
California
Fire
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Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.
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Funny
God
Humorous
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As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.
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Believe
Lasts
Way
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Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.
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Funny
Humor
Believe
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Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
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Kids
Bedroom
Interesting
Living Room
People
Statistics
Your People Living
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Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.
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Funny
Book
Son
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Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
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Funny
Fall
Hurt
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