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'Normal bloke' is my style.
Deep down inside, I am lazy.
I don't look like Susan Boyle!
I don't have any quarrel with the BBC.
I can't stand the need to be fashionable.
I always found it hard to motivate myself.
Me, I'm a lesbian: I find women fascinating.
It would be a shame if the BBC didn't exist.
Never has a material been as overrated as leather.
As far as I can work out, no-one really loses out.
The V50 is a genuinely great car, even as a diesel.
Watching people move to nice music is very pleasant.
They're pretty accurate, the clocks in mobile phones.
You have to be a bit mad and conceited to go on television.
Justice should not admit a public's thirst for pure revenge.
I think women, especially, are bored of blokes being useless.
I don't play a lot of games. I play flight simulators, mostly.
I do worry about breaking things - things that don't belong to me.
Nothing in this life worth achieving is easy, nor is it impossible.
We'd become lazy with 'Top Gear,' doing six or seven shows a series.
I'm a big user of digital technology, but I don't find it beautiful.
I think there are bigger problems in the world than Jeremy Clarkson.
I've never quite trusted water; I don't think it's entirely healthy.
Some cyclists are complete prats, obviously, but so are some drivers.
If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.
If you are a man, I feel that practicality should always trump fashion.
I don't like to think I am a celebrity; I am just a bloke on the telly.
I've got this theory that there is a Volvo in any sane person's future.
Never sacrifice your family. They are the most important thing in life.
I'm not a big film buff; I like watching films, but I tend to forget them.
I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death.
Look - think very hard about the car you want. Then buy that one, brand new.
I'm not beholden to anyone. I'm not waiting for a pension or a carriage clock.
There's this perception that I've got this huge collection of old cars. I don't.
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap.
A lot of television assumes the viewer is a bit daft, and I don't think they are.
I love a bicycle, and I haven't been without at least one since I was three years old.
I'd quite like to film in Central Park. I think we have asked, but we're not allowed to.
Richard Hammond is a reasonably fit bloke who looks after himself. Me and Jeremy aren't.
I'm only a freelance TV presenter and, in many ways, it's all just been a massive fluke.
France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy. That's all it's there for.
Would the Element be a car for people who like hip-hop, or for people waiting for a hip-op?
When I get into a car - any car - I still find it amazing that I'm allowed to drive it away.
It's healthy to have two car shows. Why not? The viewer gets twice as much car show to watch.
I can't see Jeremy Clarkson having very many serious problems in his working life in the long run.
It would be a bloody tough call to do 'Top Gear' without Jeremy. That would be a bit of a daft idea.
I hope we're not barred from Argentina - I'd quite like to go back for another ham and cheese sandwich.
A car isn't a classic just because it's old. To be a classic, a car has to tell us something of its time.
I've got a new pair of trainers. That's the only difference in my life since I started working for Amazon.
There's a great deal of poetry in working out how things work, cutting bits of metal, trying to mend stuff.