To each our own Hamlet.

Defiance through compliance.

Every book should have a romance.

The best plans are always the simplest.

I wished I could share my own optimism.

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.

I have the death sentence in seven genres.

The cleanest souls are the easiest to soil.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.

Books" - Snell smiled - "are a kind of magic.

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.

Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.

Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books.

Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.

Love isn't sensible, Red. I think that's the point.

Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.

If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams.

For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.

the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe

Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.

People don't change just because you know more about them.

Sometimes choice is a luxury that fate does not afford us.

Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

Love and magic are like oil and water--they just don't mix.

I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.

Perhaps fantasy offers imaginative escapism more than other genres.

Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time.

Death and the end of one's life are two very different things indeed.

Yes, and imagine a world where there were no hypothetical situations.

Without a yardstick sometimes the high points can be taken for granted.

the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

There is a certain degree of steampunkishness that creeps into my books.

Words are like leaves,. . .like people really, fond of their own society.

The fun one can have writing books about books is limitless, to be honest.

There is a certain degree of 'steampunkishness' that creeps into my books.

Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

A surfeit of information often hides an untruth,” he said, with annoying clarity.

Marriage, like spinach and opera, was something I had never thought I would like.

The Goliath Corporation was to altruism what Genghis Khan was to soft furnishings.

Apart from the faint odor of ink that pervaded the scene, it might have been real.

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