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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Attitude
People
Real
Second Chance
Wwf
Attitudes
Third
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The fats dented the flats.
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Funny
Fats
Wwe
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Go back to your bingo hall.
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Funny
Bingo
Wwe
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Can I press one for English?
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Presses
Wwe
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Jagger
Moving
Wwe
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Funny
Looks
Wwe
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Puppy
Ready
Wwe
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Dancing
Seizures
Wwe
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Funny
Wrestling
Wwe
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One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
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Men
Girlfriend
Trash
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Ems
Values
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I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Looks
Weight
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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Caught
Cheating
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This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
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Men
Makeup
Wrestling
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Cream
Whipped Cream
Wwe
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If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
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Rain
Would Be
Wwe
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Needs
Tic Tacs
Wwe
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Spoons
Steak
Strong
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Arkansas
Happens
Knows
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When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
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Cop
Goliath
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Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
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Book
Phones
Redneck
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When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
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Shawn Michaels
Way
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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Court
Pro Wrestling
Wrestling
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If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
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Iceberg
Ifs
Mark
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Hart
Hate
Racist
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Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Ifs
Smart
Sticks
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Drunk
Wwe
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A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
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Fall
Hurt
Sex
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Needs
Thinking
Wwe
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Fool
Sunny
Wrestling
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Arteries
Funk
Legs
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Adages
Caught
Neighbor
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Sea
Sick
Wrestling
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When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
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Light
Said
Young
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Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
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Jackets
Wwe
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Insulted
Naughty
Wwe
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Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.
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Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
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Jake
Snakes
Two Best Friends
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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Federation
Say Anything
World
Wrestling
They Say
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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Funny
Ties
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Firsts
Loser
Succeed
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Girl
Looking Good
Philadelphia
Tourists
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Next
Panties
World
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Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
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Helen
Wrestling
Wwe
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Feet
Hollies
Wwe
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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Management
Mind
One Thing
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Pain
Sunday
Vip
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