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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis.
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels.
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me.
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.