Quotes by Jerry Lawler - Page 2

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Bags
Santa
Wwe
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Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Dream
Mom
My Mom
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Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Attention
Looks
Wwe
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Baby
Ugly
Window
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When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Bed
Moving
Wrestling
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When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Bed
Lock
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Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Girl
Mom
Boys
Father
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Embarrassed
School
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Champion
Heavyweights
Hell
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I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Nine
People
Years
Family Time People
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Crosswords
Rings
Wrestler
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Stars
Two
Wrestling
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When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Mom
Faces
Wwe
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Drunk
People
Snakes
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Faces
Looks
Wwe
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Beer
Jake
Snakes
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Beard
Titles
Wwe
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Light
Real
Wrestling
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I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Fire
Giving
Wwe
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You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Girl
Cadillacs
Impress
Pull Ups
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Common
Neighborhood
Silent
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I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Amazed
Artist
Because I Can
Wells
Draw
Effortlessly
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Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Fighting
Peace With God
Today
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It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Men
World
Wwe
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Body
Jake
Reason
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Gold
Hey
Wrestling
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Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Night
Weather
Wrestling
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The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Jake
Snakes
Wrestling
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Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Kings
Champion
Husband
Wife
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Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Guy
Mind
Salesman
Two
Same Thing
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Judging
People
Wrestling
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Classic
Judging
Memphis
Love People Know
Grown
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Morning
Bad Day
Mean
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Competition
Good Day
Mean
Reality
Walking
Time Good May
Tightrope
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I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Chemistry
Commentary
Horny
Lacking
Thinking
Years
Blowing
Horn
Years And Years
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OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Found
Safety
Studios
Wrestling
Channel
Concerns
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But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Doe
Everything Happens For A Reason
Found
Happened
Heard
Reason
Thousand
Once
Does
Times
Everything Reason Happens
Possibly
Saying
Thousand Times
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Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Advise
Australia
Country
Facts
Great World Live
Great World Country
Americanized
In Fact
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I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Announcers
Successful
Thinking
Wrestling
Contribute
Mcmahon
Thinks
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Sports
Fun
Thinking
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Forms
Finally
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Earth
Employed
Faces
Want
Wwf
Drop
Existed
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Air
Islands
Rhode Island
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Air
Providence
Rhode Island
Although
Island
Puppies
Rhode
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Enjoyed
Fans
Littles
One Time
Roadside
Rooms
Tennessee
Wrestler
Afterwards
Checked
Hour
Match
Motel
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Mean
Real
Talking
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Angle
Classic
Movies Me Day
Andy
Making Movies
Mention
Something People
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When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Kids
Feet
Wwe
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