Quotes by Jerry Stiller - Page 1

Money is sensual.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Money
Sensual
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I shave without using shaving cream.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Cream
Shaving
Shaving Cream
Shave
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We are even better looking on the small screen
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I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
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Audience
Ideas
Touching
Base
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Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Alzheimer
Alzheimer's
Sitcom
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Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Comedy
Creative
Creativity
Growing
Mine
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Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.
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Hated
Anne
Putting
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I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
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Judgment
Knows
Thinking
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The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
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Talent
Worst
Worst Things
Worst Thing
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Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
War
Hollywood
Vietnam
Vietnam War
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Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Lines
Might
Way
Way Never Go
Funnier
Punch
Punch Line
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I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Block
Merry
Trails
Years
Trail
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I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Aging
Memories
Size
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Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
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Easily
Heads
Routines
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Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.
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Being Rich
Clothes
Forgiving
Anne
Argued
Finances
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My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Father
Fighting
Mother
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My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Fighting
If I Could
Material
Stole
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It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Sad
Looks
Tricks
Youth
Trick
Pictures
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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Depression
Funny
Great
Men
Decided
Great Depression
Laughed
People
Worry
Men Great People
Audiences
Loved
Disappeared
Worries
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We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Running
Hang In There
Married
People
Together
Tough
Get Married
Hang
Tendency
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I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Handle
Nba
Prove
Age Myself People
Few People
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I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.
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Nba
People
Player
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Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.
Jerry Stiller / Comedian
Actors
Analogies
Brilliant
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