Quotes by Jethro Tull - Page 1

She's a warm fart at Christmas.
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Friendship
Fart
Warm
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To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.
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Honesty
Scare
Telling The Truth
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Join the crazed institution of the stars.
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Insanity
Institutions
Stars
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Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view.
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Politics
Actors
Views
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Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.
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Friendship
Ears
Fool
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Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.
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Egotism
Hell
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The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
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Religion
Religious
Spirit
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She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.
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Girl
Compliment
Nice
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My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.
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Deafness
Explanation
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Songs from the wood make you feel much better.
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Feels
Song
Woods
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Ages passed I knew at last my life had never been.
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Life
Age
Lasts
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Too many temples where we could worship the beast.
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Religion
Religious
Temples
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Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.
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Car
Reality
World
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God of ages, Lord of Time, mine is the right to be wrong.
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Age
Politics
Lord
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We'll have Superman for President, let Robin save the day.
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President
Robins
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Did you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real?
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Art
Media
Real
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Everyone is from somewhere, even if you've never been there.
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Ifs
Philosophy
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Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.
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I'll pour a cup to you my darling, raise it up, say Cheerio.
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Cups
Darling
Raises
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Roll us down the mountain and I'm sure the fatman would win.
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Dense
Mountain
Winning
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I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
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Animal
Snakes
Want
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In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.
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Men
Glory
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I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.
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Dating
Bed
Knows
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I came across Mother Goose, so I turned her loose, she was screaming.
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Games
Mother
Nursery
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Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.
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Death
Afternoon
Tea
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Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.
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Running
Clothes
Low Self Esteem
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In the beginning Man created God: and in the image of Man created he him.
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Inspirational
Motivational
Atheist
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He's watching me watching you watching him watching me watching him watching.
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I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.
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Dating
Space
Making Love
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Who would be a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, if he held a rich man in his hand?
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Men
Hands
Thieves
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Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.
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Art
Gun
Media
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The sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction, the moral melee.
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Future
Castles
Moral
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Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.
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Fun
Hate
Philosophy
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Too many heroes stepping on too many toes, too many yes-men nodding when they really mean no.
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Men
Hero
Mean
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How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?
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Laughing
Mother
Unanswered Questions
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He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.
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Angel
Fall
Fun
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He is the God of nothing, if that is all you can see. He is the God of everything, he's inside you and me.
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Religion
Ifs
Religious
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A sweetly scented angel fell, she laid her head upon my disbelief, and battled with me with her ever smile.
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Friendship
Angel
Disbelief
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Her legs went on forever, like staring at infinity through a wisp of cotton panty along a skin of satin sea.
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Forever
Sea
Skins
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The legends lie cradled in the seagulls call, and the promise they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall.
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Animal
Fall
Lying
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The doer and the thinker, no allowances for the other, as the failing light illuminates the mercenaries creed.
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Politics
Doers
Light
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I've tried my best to love you all, all you hypocrites and whores with your eyes on each other and locks on your doors.
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Eye
Hypocrite
Love You
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The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control.
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Government
Politics
Slime
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Give us Direction; the best of goodwill; Put us in touch with fair winds. Sing to us softly, hum the evening's song. Tell us what the blacksmith has done for you.
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Giving
Song
Wind
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You were bred for humanity and sold to society. One day you'll wake up in the present day, a million generations removed from the expectations of being who you really want to be.
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Art
Expectations
Media
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In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him. And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be Lord over the earth when it was suited to man.
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Men
Earth
Names
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For the May Day is the great day, Sung along the old straight track. And those who ancient lines did ley Will heed this song that calls them back... Pass the cup, and pass the Lady, And pass the plate to all who hunger, Pass the wit of ancient wisdom, Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
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Great Day
Song
Track
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All sorts of dung and compost contain some matter which, when mixed with the soil, ferments therein; and by such ferment dissolves, crumbles, and divides the earth very much. This is the chief and almost only use of dung. ... This proves, that its (manure) use is not to nourish, but to dissolve, i.e., divide the terrestrial matter, which affords nourishment to the Mouths of vegetable roots. His underestimate of the value of manure.
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Roots
Use
Vegetables
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