Quotes by Jim Davis - Page 1

Cats rule the world.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Cats
Rule
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When in doubt, pig out!
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Doubt
Pigs
When In Doubt
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When all else fails, look cute.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Cute
Funny
Smile
Humor
Looks
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Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
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Garfield
Sucker
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I never met a lasagna I didn't like
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Lasagna
Mets
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I stop short of being a workaholic.
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I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Good Morning
Morning
Contradiction
Good Day
Monday
Sunshine
Terms
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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Funny
Hilarious
Food
Nuts
Witty
Eat
Avoid
Fruits
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I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
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I Can
Recognise
Everywhere
Recognises
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There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
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Needs
Outrun
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The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
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Comedy
Contribution
Understatement
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Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
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If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
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Funny
Long
Sarcastic
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Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
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Commit
Drawing
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When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Cat
Trash
Throw
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In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
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Blue
Cat
Sky
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I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
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Might
Mind
Wander
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We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
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Groups
People
Thinking
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It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
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Accomplish
Knows
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You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
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Bed
Lying
Mind
Play
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My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Dream
Laughing
Writing
Gag
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I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Bits
Geek
Whole
Dates
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Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Food
Cooking
Lunch
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Thanksgiving
Diet
Food
Bread
Cake
Pie
Pumpkin
Vegetables
Zucchini
Carrot
Must
Suggest
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Courage
Pet
Animal
Cat
Humanity
Motivated
Urges
Cats
Same
Them
Deep
Down
To Live By
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Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
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Funny
Life
Ferrari
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I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
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Animal
Idiosyncrasies
Inspiration
Stories
More Human Than
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He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
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Pockets
Rivers
Rocks
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I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
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Asthma
Boys
Children
Heart
Suffered
Farm
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I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Cat
Convincing
Human Condition
If I Could
Condition
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I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Foundation
Fun
Garfield
Honored
Reading
Ball
Professor
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Birthday
Life
Smile
Feel Good
Hot
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Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
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Appearance
Chef
Knows
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You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Veterans Day
Grateful
Long Way
Our Veterans
Us Veterans
Veterans
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Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Art
Cat
Feelings
Laid Back
Attribute
Automatically
Cats
Laid
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The surprising thing was, it's actually easier working on animation than working on a comic strip, because Garfield is animated in my head.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Animated
Comic
Easier
Garfield
Surprising
Comic Strip
Head
Strip
Surprising Thing
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We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, oversleeping, and not exercising. Garfield not only does all that, but he doesn't apologize for it.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Garfield
Guilty
Apologize
Time Feel Live
Exercising
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It occurred to me that cats were being held back a little bit. I thought, 'I'll give the cat human thoughts and feelings but not be apologetic for it. That would be very catlike.'
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Apologetic
Cat
Little Bit
Thoughts Me Feelings
Cats
Held
Occurred
Thoughts
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I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Able
Lost
Making Up
Nine
Novelty
Stuff
Worn
Days
Weeks
Entire
Lose
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Art
Music
Focus
Loss
Three
Two
Writing
Life Art Music
Capabilities
Debilitating
Give
Handicap
Necessarily
Opportunities
So Many Opportunities
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An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Memories
Past
Powerful
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Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Children
Comic
Garfield
Moved
Reading
Starting
Struggle
Struggle Me People
English
Comic Strip
Readers
Strip
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Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis / Cartoonist
Thanksgiving
Cake
Vegetables
Zucchini
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