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Ah, I don't do interviews, really.
You win, you win. You lose, you still win.
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?
I'm a bore. I save all my energy for my characters.
I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?
A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.
You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?
I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.
You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.
You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.
There are great actors we'll never see just because they haven't had my luck.
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.
I would have done something else in life. Something more calming, in a different area where I did not have to use my emotions.
I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.
My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.
My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I don't know if it's the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.
Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average guy. Sometimes the average guy belongs in a role more than your matinee idol-type of person. We have to have people we can relate to.
Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.