Quotes by Joe Piscopo - Page 1

The nerds are running the world now.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Running
Teacher
Teaching
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I starred in Dr. Pepper commercials and Buick ads.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Ads
Commercials
Dr
Pepper
Starred
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I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Art
Night
Portraits
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All I ever wanted to do was bit parts on Broadway. I have more than achieved any goal that I aspired to.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Broadway
Achieved
More Than Ever
Aspired
Parts
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If I disagree with someone, I let them have their say and move on. I don't want to be the one to lecture.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Disagree
Lecture
Move On
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I am that 'everyman' in that I have made every mistake you can make in your career and in your personal life. But I am a survivor.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Everyman
Mistake
Personal Life
Survivor
Life Your I Am
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I stay in Jersey - it's home, man. It's home. And I think that's the foundation of the true strength of the communities where we live in America.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Jersey
True Strength
Communities
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I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then into being a live performer - what I do now; virtually that's what I am: I'm a live entertainer.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Snl
Entertainer
Onto
Performer
Sidetracked
Virtually
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I'll tell ya this: I come from an educated family. My father was an attorney representing blue collar workers, and my uncle was a chemical engineer... on my mom's side, all my uncles were engineers - all ten of them.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Mom
Attorney
Blue
Educated
Engineers
Representing
Ten
Workers
Side
Chemical
Collar
Engineer
Tell
Uncle
Ya
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Some people in Hollywood think I'm nuts with this bodybuilding stuff. They'll say, 'You're getting too big. You'll hurt your career.' But they don't understandthat high that comes from a workout, the challenge, and the personal victory.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Hurt
Thinking
Workout
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I'm a dedicated father - a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just - I love my children. I have kids - you know, Joey's 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Dedicated
Hopeless
Joey
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I graduated from Jones College, man, in Jacksonville, Florida, baby! I couldn't get in anywhere else, man. I was the worst student ever. I couldn't get in anywhere else. My father insisted I go to college, so I graduated, made the dean's list and everything.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Dean
Florida
Worst
Anywhere
Anywhere Else
Student
Graduated
Insisted
List
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If I had the gift of Jerry Seinfeld, of Bill Cosby, of Lewis Black, these instinctively brilliant comic minds, then you go that route! But you gotta know your limitations. I'm more of an actor, more of a process guy. I did Tom Snyder, just as Danny Aykroyd did on 'SNL.' I did it in the club.
Joe Piscopo / Comedian
Black
Brilliant
Comic
Guy
Jerry
Process
Snl
Actor
Did
Bill
Bill Cosby
Club
Cosby
Danny
Gotta
Instinctively
Lewis
Limitations
Minds
Route
Seinfeld
Tom
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