If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor', I beg you to slap me.

As a child, I certainly had a fascination with monsters and vampires.

For the actor, The Lee Strasberg Notes are an indispensable companion.

I can't tell my self that I'm a serious actor. But I'm serious person.

Every filmmaker's different, every filmmaker has a different approach.

I found a girl, fell in love, she had a baby, and i fell in love again.

Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to hear.

They (the people of Puerto Rico) are truly the sweetest people on earth.

Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.

People will say a movie bombed at the box office but I couldn't care less.

Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

I'm not 'Blockbuster Boy.' I never wanted to be. I wasn't looking for that.

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

Some filmmakers go into a film and it's already shot and cut in their head.

I don't go anywhere without a book by James Joyce called 'Finnegan's Wake.'

I just watched cartoons for three years, and that had a strong affect on me.

Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew.

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

The weirdest thing in the world is to see some guy who is just super earnest.

It's an odd thing when there is a fan page for my daughter who is not yet 13.

I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

Puberty was very vague. I literally locked myself in a room and played guitar.

I wasn't into the lunchbox and thermos ski slope, and that's where I was going.

I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better.

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

There's an innocence to Ozzy Osbourne. He's mingling, but he's somewhat detached.

If there is any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's ok to be different.

I actually tell lies for a living. Exactly. I mean, that's what acting is, really.

I still approach a scene as one would approach a solo. There's nothing set or pat.

When I met people they said, 'You do look like a hobo, but you smell really good.'

I really loved the idea of playing opposite Marlon Brando and being the crazy one.

I really love the experience of moving things around, in terms of being a director.

One day, the people that didn't believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.

When you're doing a movie, your body doesn't allow you to get sick until you finish.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

I found the evil in myself a long time ago, and I've accepted it. We're old friends.

I don't do well with modern films, to be honest. Opening credits, and I'm just gone.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship." "It's awful worse luck not to.

When my daughter was ill in Great Ormond Street, it was the darkest period of my life.

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.

I would say that he has a rather limited and uncreative way of looking at the situation.

The ultimate for me would be to do a feature that didn't require any narrative structure.

They say the world used to be bigger. The world's still the same--there's just less in it.

It's been insane. From Whitey Bulger to the Mad Hatter, you can imagine the schizophrenia.

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