If only…the saddest words in the English language.

Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies.

Humor writing is something that comes naturally to me.

Don't ever marry a man who loves his work more than he loves you.

Snarky, sexy and so much fun. Sugar Jamison is sure to be a hit!.

There's something so satisfying about road trip movies - and books!

An entire empire built on teenage angst, yes? Thank you, John Hughes!

One thing about 'Thelma & Louise' we can't forget: Brad Pitt. Oh, yes.

Commandment #1: Believe in yourself. Commandment #2: Get over yourself.

I think writing well takes a little bit of talent and an awful lot of work.

I guess my ambition is simply to keep doing what I'm doing for as long as I can.

The love of your life won't be the man you end up with, and you'll always compare the two.

It's hard to stop loving someone on cue, especially when he's still so kind and loving toward you.

I do think people should be proud and supportive of their friends, in publishing and everywhere else.

A lot of people ask for sequels, but what they really want is just to know the characters are happy and safe.

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

She smiled, and there it was again, that aching pressure in his chest. Love, or a heart attack. Kind of the same thing.

I think it's always interesting to learn what the seemingly spontaneous one-nighter actually reveals about a character.

Love came when you weren't looking, except in the case of millions who found mates on Match.com, but, hey. It sounded good.

But they're family, and you forgive them, even if they are human equivalent of hyenas. Because that's what you do, Posey. Forgive.

Humor writing requires a rhythm and timing, as well as some kind of connection to the reader, and I think that's how I tap into it.

I think self-doubt, as grim as it can be, makes me a better writer. Stasis and hubris would probably be the death knell for my career.

Sometimes, I'll hear from other writers or folks in the publishing industry that my books are rule-breakers, which I take as a compliment.

The librarian, the warrior, the free spirit... archetypes are a great jumping off point to help clarify where we want to go with a character.

"I don't want to lose you, I love you, and...and that's all I've got." As speeches went, it wasn't great. As feelings went...different story.

Maybe love isn't just a bouquet of roses once in a while. Maybe it's just sticking it out, when it's hard, when you're mad, when you're tired.

I took piano lessons as a kid, and my daughter's played piano since before she started kindergarten, so classical piano is something I really love.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, what level of schooling you’ve had or where you live—stalking is innate to the female psyche. We’ve all been there.

After about the age of 13, I was a romance addict. Still am, though I read just about every other genre as well. The only thing I really shy away from is political thrillers.

My love of cleaning is symbolic of my desire to rule the world... I always wear a seat belt because I enjoy being alive... and I like having two eyes, so yes to the safety goggles, too!

For the record, a mechanical engineer is responsible for how just about anything is built. We make sure any type of structure or vehicle or roadway is strong, safe and will stay together.

You asked why I couldn't forgive you," Nick said, very quietly, and I jumped a little. "It was because you were the love of my life, Harper. And you didn't want to be. That's hard to let go.

You know what I loved about 'Sideways'? Well, the wine, of course. But it was one of the few movies in which being a writer was realistically depicted. I loved how the Paul Giamatti character tries so ineptly to talk about his book.

Honestly, my entire childhood could be summed up with one word: Reader. I was always hunched over a book; in fact, I was the only kid in the world who got paler in the summer, because I'd sneak down into our cool, dank cellar and sit alone with a book for hours.

I'll tell you something, Harpy," he said, his voice almost a whisper now. "It never even occurred to me that we wouldn't make it. And it never occurred to you that we would. You were just waiting for us to go down in flames. I thought we could get through anything.

I had to get over [him]. For months now, a stone had been sitting on my heart. I'd shed a lot of tears over [him], lost a lot of sleep, eaten a lot of cake batter. Somehow, I had to move on. [Life] would be hell if I didn't shake loose from the grip he had on my heart. I most definitely didn't want to keep feeling this way, alone in a love affair meant for two. Even if he'd felt like The One. Even if I'd always thought we'd end up together. Even if he still had a choke chain on my heart.

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