A hungry dog hunts best.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.

The older I get the better I used to be!

The older I get, the better I used to be.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.

You can't teach passion. You can teach everything else.

My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.

Winning isn't everything. It's the money you make doing it that's everything.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

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