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Megan Fox is so funny.
Auditioning is so nerve-racking.
I'm pretty much game for anything.
Written by a woman automatically is better.
My favourite movie is 'Terms of Endearment.'
Child actors don't have great track records.
Perfect people are the scariest people to me.
I'm terrified by speaking in front of people!
I've always been intrigued by the supernatural.
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
I've known my two best girlfriends since junior high school.
Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.
Basically, I just want to do a movie where I'm surrounded by women.
Sixteen is a hard time. A lot of kids are experimenting with things.
There's nothing in [The Other Woman] movie that feels like an R to us.
I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'
Men. We love them. We respect them. But we rarely get to objectify them.
I feel like I could be good at directing or producing, but I don't know.
I don't understand why people think it's harder to do drama than it is to do comedy.
I like more grounded comedy. I enjoy broad comedies also, but I like Shirley MacLaine.
I feel very protective of younger actresses, because it was so hard for me in the business.
I didn't think, 'I want to do dramas or I want to do comedies' - I wasn't clear in that way.
I'm not willing to spend too much time away from my kids, so I usually don't work that much.
I don't take anything at face value. I always look for the reasons people are the way they are.
I'm not really interested in doing a traditional romantic comedy where everything ties up neatly.
There aren't good roles for women: the female parts aren't developed: the women are serving the men.
I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too.
When I started auditioning, I'd take any audition I could get. The more dramatic ones didn't go as well as the comedic.
I don't quite fit in in like a pure dramatic thing, but I still think of myself sometimes as sort of a dramatic actress.
I'd never want to go back to being in my twenties or thirties. I was lost and confused and uncomfortable in my own skin.
I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces.
I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.
I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my voice, so it's kind of nice that now I'm making a lot of money with it.
Nine to Five is actually one of my favorite movies. I watched it a thousand times when I was a child, literally a thousand times.
My mother married three times. My dad is... I don't really have one. I mean, he does exist, but I have zero relationship with him.
Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did.
They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married.
It's always fun to think about winning an award. I thought about winning awards when I was a little girl. Everybody wants to win an award for something.
When you have little kids, you lose friends because you're so busy, but as they get older, you realise how important it is to have your girlfriends around.
I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning.
Women do not like CDs of live music. We only like the original recordings. If a song sounds different from the version we fell in love with, then it's awful.
We discovered that we have a fun chemistry physically. Cameron [Diaz] has really long legs and a short torso, and I have a really long torso and shorter legs.
All the things you put off, like learning to play the piano or leaning a different language? You're like, what's the point? I'm not really gonna do that, am I?
Once a month, I get together with my girlfriends and we usually check into a hotel or go to someone else's house. We can talk for 15 hours, and it just flies by.
I tried to kickbox once right after I had my first baby, and I was so miserable; it was so hard. And I went home, and I passed out for three hours because it's so hard.
Don't assume I have everything figured out... I get as confused about life as everybody, and sometimes I think I'm just hurtling through the world without a plan at all.
I never felt comfortable leaving my kids until they were older. When they were babies, I remember thinking that I could never go on a Jerry Bruckheimer set and feel comfortable.
I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, "It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're just so technical. It's like work." And I'm like, "That's bullshit."
Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see.
I remember, as a kid, my dad always told me, "Getting older beats the alternative." Although, now my father actually is the alternative, so I don't know what he would say. He's completely dead.