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I like haunted things.
I am weird that I love auditioning.
I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.
Joe Mantegna is like my Los Angeles dad.
Being on a TV show is incredibly daunting.
I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.
I'm very similar to the way I was when I was 5.
I'm happy every day that I get up and I'm alive.
At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.
I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.
France has given us the best filmmakers and food.
My favourite actors have always been the character actors.
If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.
I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
I like to be in bed at 11, and I like to get 11 hours of sleep.
With all comedy, you try to ground it in credibility and reality.
I'm as happy entertaining one person as I am entertaining a million people.
Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.
I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional
My parents instilled a very strong work ethic in me from a young age, fortunately.
It feels, to me, when you're with someone you really love, you never look at your phone.
The nature of storytelling, since the dawn of man, has a beginning, a middle, and an end.
Literally, my first audition after 'The Life Aquatic' was for the 'Criminal Minds' pilot.
I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)
I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.
When I'm directing I'm working from 100% of my brain, but when I'm acting I'm working from my heart.
My dream is just to make zero-budget movies for the rest of my life, because I love that environment.
When I watch movies - when I watch 'Star Wars' - you want to watch the fun characters, the diversions.
My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.
I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.
I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?
I've always had the utmost respect and awe of what the lens can do and what a director can do with just a camera move.
I love the holidays - any holiday - but Christmas has always been sort of special because I grew up reading Charles Dickens.
I studied directing prior to acting and I've done music videos and documentaries and things that were sort of well-received.
My dream is to make the world's scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you've done something special.
I think the key to directing a great music video is in making sure the song is great, and if it is, then it becomes really fun.
What I like most about directing is creating a world more so than anything. To me, the music is the wrapping paper on that world.
I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.
It'd be cool to chipmunk-ize 'The Virgin Suicides' soundtrack. All this ethereal French music, I think that would be unique to listen to.
It'd be cool to chipmunk-ize "The Virgin Suicides" soundtrack. All this ethereal French music, I think that would be unique to listen to.
Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.
I never thought I'd be making a living off of acting - it's still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.
I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me properly.
I know when an actor goes in to audition, if they don't get the part, it's not because they're a bad actor at all; it's because it's not quite the right fit.
One day, I woke up, and I was on CBS in front of millions of people, and I'm like, 'Oh man, I don't know anything.' The only thing I'd ever technically studied was filmmaking.
I've taken magic lessons since I was five-years-old. When I was little I would wear a top hat and cape, and I'd get relentlessly beat up by jocks. That's why I don't care for sports.
I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.
I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.
I've always been a horror fan! Ever since I can vastly remember, and I think it's because I was so terrified of monsters and ghosts as a kid that I had to sleep in front of my parents room until I was 12.
I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit my art to a medium.