The dead walk among us.

Organize before they rise!

Use your head; cut off theirs.

Whatever bro, tell it to the whales

They didn't break me. I broke myself.

There's a word for that kind of lie. Hope.

The highest distinction is service to others.

Generation Z, they cleaned up their own mess.

We've been at peace about as long as e were at war.

Fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe.

Sometimes you find your path, sometimes it finds you.

My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.

To know is always better, no matter what the answer might be.

I don't mind my work being a record of the time it was written in.

Fear is the most basic emotion we have. Fear is primal. Fear sells.

There comes a point where emotions must give way to objective facts.

Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.

When I believe in my ability to do something, there is no such word as no.

I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.

Survival is the key word to remember—not victory, not conquest, just survival.

Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.

Before I'm a zombie nerd, before I'm a science-fiction nerd, I am a history nerd.

Imagine what could be accomplished if only the human race would shed its humanity.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.'

You can watch 'Dawn of the Dead' and still sleep at night. Try that with 'The Day After'.

But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.

The monsters that rose from the dead, they are nothing compared to the ones we carry in our hearts

I wanted to serve. It was Desert Storm. I thought, 'I was a rich kid, and America's been good to me.

I wanted to serve. It was Desert Storm. I thought, 'I was a rich kid, and America's been good to me.'

Remember; no matter how desperate the situation seems, time spent thinking clearly is never time wasted.

The bottom line is I'm a slow zombie guy - I'm always a slow zombie guy but I also know I'm in the minority.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears.

You assume things, like whatever country has more firepower wins the wars, and that's actually not true at all.

There comes a point when you have to realize that the sum of all your blood, sweat, and tears will ultimately amount to zero.

Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.

Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion?

I remember I used to come up to my teacher crying because I couldn't read. She would say: 'You can do this. You just don't want to do this.

I remember I used to come up to my teacher crying because I couldn't read. She would say: 'You can do this. You just don't want to do this.'

Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night.

I think Americans are at our best when we recover from a crisis. We've suffered some blows that other countries would have never recovered from.

When I started writing, there was nothing about zombies. It was all teen movies, which to me are scarier than zombies, but that's another story.

Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no.

Zombies are apocalyptic in nature. They belong to a class of monster that doesn't just hunt humans, but seeks to obliterate that entire human race.

Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.

The dead walk among us. Zombies, ghouls-no matter what their label-these somnambulists are the greatest threat to humanity, other than humanity itself.

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