Work hard, don't quit, be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be ...

Work hard, don't quit, be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful, also to never whine ever, never complain, and, always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.

Magna carta. Master charga.

Chris Guest movies are funny.

I went through a lazy period.

I liked going to Catholic school.

Is this a great country, or what?

It's great to be young and insane.

Guys never really get over their toys.

Filmmaking is the ultimate team sport.

Ahhh... It's good to be young and insane.

I try to not be or associate with elitists.

I've got six wonderful brothers and sisters.

You don't get bored with stuff like 'Birdman.'

I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.

Dying is a really hard way to learn about life.

You tell me another gang that's got a dental plan.

I worked at a PBS station called WQED in Pittsburgh.

Show business is, essentially, a fear-based industry.

Actors don't get to be well-known if they're horrible.

One thing my mother had a nose for was inauthenticity.

I'd get scripts and think: 'What's the point of this?'

Guys who go on and on about loving women usually don't.

If I didn't do 'Batman,' 'Birdman' wouldn't have happened.

I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid.

Anyone can be a celebrity now; this is not a big deal anymore.

I'm just shocked at how blatantly shallow people are sometimes.

There are very few jobs where you're held up to public scrutiny.

To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.

I didn't go to church all the time, just 'cause I was an antsy kid.

Historically, I'm not a great patient when it comes to slowing down.

I never knew anyone who was cloned, but I played one in Multiplicity.

I choose not to be at the whim of others. I want to be at my own whim.

I never knew anyone who was cloned, but I played one in 'Multiplicity.'

People, when they talk or write about comedy, they don't really get it.

Shoot, two things I said I wasn't going to do: Cry and give air quotes.

Will Ferrell makes me laugh a lot when he gets out there and gets crazy.

I'm usually pretty good in front of a live audience. I usually like that.

There're only a few photographers I've ever felt really comfortable with.

I'm getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch.

The vast majority of Pittsburghers don't come from any kind of serious dough.

In terms of the parallels, I've never related less to a character than Riggan.

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.

I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for even having a comedy category.

I have some tremendous, tremendously loving, generous friends all over the world.

Anesthesia is quite remarkable. Its lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.

Anesthesia is quite remarkable. It's lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.

Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.

I get kinda self-conscious. I don't want to know about my eyebrows. I'm born with them.

I really believed that Batman had the potential to be one of the coolest guys in cinema.

I've got a statue of St. Francis in my front yard, and I'm not even a practicing Catholic.

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