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This crazy thing called love...
Enlightenment is lightening up.
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
For me, everything definitely comes from music.
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America.
I really just love making comedies; I love doing characters.
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!
The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
I love New York City. I love that I get to live there and I love everything about it.
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.
Dad loved movies and I grew up with British comedy. My ultimate favourite is Peter Sellers.
Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
Dad loved movies, and I grew up with British comedy. My ultimate favourite is Peter Sellers.
Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.
If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.
Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.
My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff.
Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too.
I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young.
I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.
I was well indulged as a child by my relentlessly self-improving, working class parents to express myself.
The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.
I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.
With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
On my death bed, I'm not going to say, 'God I wish I did more movies.' I'm perfectly happy I was present for the ones I did.
It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"
I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week.
I knew I wanted to be a father; I didn't know it was going to be this awesome or that my kid would come out so beautiful and lovely.