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You cannot stop the unstoppable
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
A star on top will complete all the scenery!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.