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Please keep off the grass.
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.
A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
The truth is an ambition which is beyond us.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Laughter... the most civilized music in the world.
The truth is really an ambition which is beyond us.
Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.
Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.
Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique.
I can never forgive God for having invented the French
To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.
The great thing about history is that it is adaptable.
It's wrong to flog a man. It's against his being a man.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.
I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.
The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
That weakness in human nature which goes by the name of strength.
Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.
Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
If history teaches us one thing, than that history teaches us nothing.
Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
What is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn?
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
I have Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, French and Ethiopian blood in my veins.
To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.
The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.
The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.
Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.
I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally.
Unfortunately, a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares
A diplomat these days is nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information.
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.