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Success only hurts the first time.
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Congratulations
Firsts
Hurt
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Desperate is not a sexual preference.
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Desperate
Preference
Sex
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People age even when you're not looking.
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Age
People
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Death likes it when you play hard to get.
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Likes
Play
Play Hard
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Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.
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Religion
Faithful
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The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
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Trust
Corpses
Hurt
People
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Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.
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Loss
Prepared
Ready
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The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
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Grass
Lawns
Maturity
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Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
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Loving Someone
Side Effects
Sides
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A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
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Birthday Wishes
Granted
Years
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You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.
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Love
Love You
Shows
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Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
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Children
Lying
Nurture
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Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
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Feel Better
Purpose
Woods
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It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
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Hurt
It Hurts
Would Be
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Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
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Ifs
Simple
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We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.
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Encouragement
Success
Belts
Ready
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Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
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Alcohol
Sweet
True Friend
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Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
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Friendship
Being There
Feelings
Lows
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Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
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Exercise
Lazy
Realizing
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I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
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Matter
Ready
Working It
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In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
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Ends
Happened
Remembered
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Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?
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Nice
People
Waiting
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The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
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Jesus
Past
Tense
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Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
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Glasses
Race
Winning
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That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
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Sometimes
Suicide
Surprise
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Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
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Going Away
Needs
Old Things
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It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
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Intention
Matter
Over You
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
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Keys
Stupid
Writing
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The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
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Funny
Life
Love Is
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Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
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Love
Imagine
Would Be
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The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
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Religion
Busy
Christian
Only Time
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In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
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Love You
People
Your Side
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Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
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Giving
Important
Writing
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Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
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Forgiving
Lost Friendship
Mistake
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You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
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Love
Perfect
Rocks
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Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
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Hurt
Mean
People
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That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.
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Marriage
Lying
Winning
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I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.
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Hard Times
Thinking
Wikipedia
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Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.
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Cat
Giants
Thinking
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