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Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
Because the alternative sucks!
When mice run, cats give chase.
Bold. Risky. Dramatic. I approve.
Great. I'm psychotic and sparkly.
He’s like the Rasputin of reapers.
He went down like a cheerleader after prom.
Had I just begged for an audience with Death?
Oh fine. I'll play nice with the pretty people.
I live to serve. except the part about living...
If I weren't already dead, I'd be alive with joy.
At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.
Together, we'd take crazy to a whole new level. ~Tod
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.
...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.
...don’t judge your future based on others’ mistakes.
I should have mixed something stronger than Coke floats.
Whatever your weakness, there’s a hellion to exploit it.
I’m confiscating your hair dryer—you’ve fried your brain.
It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it!
Now if you’ll excuse me, Death waits for no man. Except me.
Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven.
Just FYI, in your case, I think it’s okay to fear the reaper.
Come on, Kaylee, before I choke on testosterone and melodrama.
Not even if you fed me your firstborn, still wet and screaming
Maybe I won't look so bad when you're not standing next to me.
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.
Forever used to feel like a curse. Now it feels like a promise.
Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.
Should I assume the lure is a certain attractive young dead man?
Talking. According to Marc, I could talk the color off a crayon.
Come near me and I'll rip your wings off and beat you with them.
Of every moment I've ever not-lived through, this one is the best
This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods.
Justice is for the victim.” Kick. “Vengeance is for the survivor.
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?
I realized that I'd rather die with you than live with someone else.
I don't hate it. It does no good to hate something you can't change.
I've seen this episode. This is the one where Sylvester eats Tweety.
My shirt got torn in a fight. Yours evidently has a fast-release tab.
The dead have a way of becoming saints in the eyes of their survivors.
When you push someone too far, they will push back and they push hard.
There's pressure, but that's true no matter who you are or what you do.
Marc didn’t want to win by default. He wanted to win for real. Forever.
Can we save the live demo for later, please? Bean Sidhe in angst, here.
I wanted more firsts with Tod. But all I had left was a handful of lasts.
Sorry, but the whole walking corpse epiphany kind of threw me off my game.
Kaylee do you know why you are here?" "Yeah. Because the doors are locked.
What matters is the face you show the world, not the quaking mess behind it.
I couldn't see who swam in the darkness, who wore shadows like a second skin.