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I was an only child.
All humor is rooted in pain.
Freebase? What's free about it?
I wanna grow up and be a critic.
You don't get to be old bein' no fool.
I believe in divine forces and energies.
Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
The MS really started going downhill in 1990.
That's insanity. We must be good all the time.
I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.
I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!
Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.
I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.
You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.
He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.
If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is.
I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.
When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!
I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.
It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.
There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.
Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."
What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another.
So after Another You I ran off to my very own piece of paradise, my home in Hana.
I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!
Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.