I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Knowledge of any value can't be given. It must be sought and earned

I think kids will read more good books than we can possibly produce.

I have more ideas than I'll ever be able to write in five lifetimes.

I love Norse mythology - Thor and Odin and Loki - amazing characters.

With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

Aretmis gripped her bow. “Let us pray I am wrong.” Can goddesses pray?

I wrote for 10 years before I even started the 'Percy Jackson' series.

A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

Everybody loves to show up at the party once all the hard work is done.

The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car

No one can hate you with more intensity than someone who used to love you.

You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.

Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world.

But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.

I do like to wrap things up and leave some things to the readers' imagination.

Hubris means deadly pride. Thinking you can do things better than anyone else.

Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things.

[Iris] squeezed his hand. "Don't lose hope, Frank. Rainbows always stand for hope.

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny.

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

You have to be compelled to write. If you’re not, nothing else that you do matters.

I wondered if she'd ever written on her notebook: GEB + NUT = TRUE LOVE or MRS GEB.

Until she met the exploding statue, Annabeth thought she was prepared for anything.

Some pain shouldn’t be wished away so easily. It has to be dealt with, even embraced.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

The images from the book you make in your head are always going to be the best images.

Leo fell in love with every girl he saw-as long as she was completely out of his league.

Terminus sniffed. “I guard borders. I don’t kill giants. It’s not in my job description.

Run!” Piper said. “We are running!” Jason picked up the speed. “Run better!” Leo shouted.

Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.

Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.

I think that kids have a greater capacity for processing things than we give them credit for.

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.

Aphrodite strikes again, huh? You're gonna be the best-dressed warrior in town, beauty queen.

I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.

You began your journey here as a pup. Now you must find your way back. A new quest, a new start.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.

Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.

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