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When I was little, there were three channels.
Rodney Carrington / Comedian
Littles
Three
Channels
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You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
Rodney Carrington / Comedian
Malicious
Right Way
Way
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Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
Rodney Carrington / Comedian
Kids
Thinking
Today
Channels
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I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
Rodney Carrington / Comedian
Comedy
Hardest
Hardest Thing
If I Could
Would Be
The Hardest Thing
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If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'
Rodney Carrington / Comedian
Essence
Mind
Voice
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I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
Rodney Carrington / Comedian
Kids
Children
Comedian
Funny Marriage
Getting Married
Married
Plan
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I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
Rodney Carrington / Comedian
Jobs
Beer
Goes On
Great Job
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