Quotes by Russell Howard - Page 3

There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room: it's a 300 seater, which feels small but you can still get big laughs.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Laughs
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Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Mean
Moving
Wife
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I do cryotherapy, which is where you're in minus 70 and you have three minutes of deep freeze and your body thinks it's dying so it produces loads of blood cells and then you're fine - apparently.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Cells
Dying
Freeze
Minus
Apparently
Body Your Blood
Produces
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It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things and you go on stage at the end of the night and chat about it.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Things Happen
Wander
Chat
Observe
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When you see the American chat shows, they've got so many ideas about what they could with the guests. I did stand-up on 'Jimmy Fallon' and they had loads of sketches and ideas, we don't tend to do that here.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Guests
Jimmy
Chat
Loads
Sketches
Tend
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I have a friend called James who is in his 40s and he's still not allowed to swear in front of his mum. I find it strange that you can't be yourself and be open with the one person who brought you into this world.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Swear
World Yourself Be Yourself
Be Yourself
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The Edinburgh Fringe is a tough beast and you do whatever you can to get through it. But it's really the worst place to see comedians; everyone is so tense and nervous because it feels like Ofsted inspectors are out there.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Edinburgh
Fringe
Tense
Comedians
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With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I was, like: 'No, he didn't - he looked like someone had melted goat's cheese over a sex doll.'
Russell Howard / Comedian
Funny
Humor
Sex
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So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say - 'Guess what everyone in this jacuzzi has in common? You've all sucked on my tits.'
Russell Howard / Comedian
Funny
Father
Mother
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I don't really do any corporate gigs or I don't really cash in which is a bit silly and much to the annoyance of my family. I'd rather just do gigs that I like and TV shows that I like rather than personal appearances at a nightclub.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Annoyance
Cash
Corporate
Gigs
Silly
Tv Shows
Tv
Appearances
Nightclub
Personal Appearances
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Sometimes improv doesn't work on TV because the audience had heard the thing that was shouted and they're very much alive, the audience in the room - they're alive in that moment. Whereas the audience sat at home on the sofa, it feels like it's part of a party that they haven't been invited to.
Russell Howard / Comedian
Invited
Improv
Sofa
Whereas
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