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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
I'm really a shy person.
Everything I say is 95% truthful.
Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states
I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
When security comes, every man for himself
Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.
If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
When I sign people's stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.
Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.
The Bible says that you marry for life, okay. It's a lifetime decision.
Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.
I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'
I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'
That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.
Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.
In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.
I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
