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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and ...

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person ...

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Can we talk?

I like yoga.

Life is scary.

I fight demons.

I deserve a mom.

Life is stressful.

Sexy is confident.

Love is closeness.

I'm a daddy's girl.

Love is everywhere.

I don't drink soda.

No one eats pretty.

Cancer really stinks.

Could the world fall?

Money equals freedom.

I have a hit TV show.

I'm not a big dancer!

I'm a real home girl.

I'm a real housewife.

I have so many goals.

I'm too tired to hate.

I'm a big bath person.

Tease hair, not homos!

iphone therefore I am.

I'm in the public eye.

Michelle Visage rocks.

I love Audrey Hepburn.

I've always been loud.

I'm a kid from Boston.

Better laid than never.

Never floss a stranger.

Generosity always pays.

I'm totally growing up.

I love Chelsea Handler.

Let's have fun at work.

I grill, therefore I am.

I love beautiful people.

Sports is entertainment.

I love an afternoon nap.

I'm not a dating person.

I'm really a shy person.

Every woman has a story.

Pets have made us better.

I don't believe in diets.

But I don't hold grudges.

I hardly wear any makeup.

A dog has got human eyes.

I don't talk about money.

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