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Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.
Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.
Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.
I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.
You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door.
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
Talent is the ability to say things well, but genius is the ability to, well, say things.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background.
I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.
I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.
I didn't worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger.
I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.
She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.
My problem is that I don't get the same exhiliration from success as I get depression from failure.
I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself anymore.
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. You want to be focused on it.
Most comedies are really hard to write, or to watch, because you kind of generally know what's coming.
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
I find animated movies very touching. They reach an audience that's hard to get with a live-action film.
If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.
Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.
I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
There's no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
I was very vulnerable to criticism for many years. I could read a bad review and remember it my whole life.
People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director.
I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air.
There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.
The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.
With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?
When the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable.
Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.