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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars
Well, excuuuuuse me!
Comedy is not pretty.
Always...no wait...never.
I am a wild and crazy guy!
Or is it that I think too much?
I'm enamored with the art world.
It's pain that changes our lives.
Be so good they can't ignore you.
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.
She was feeling her bohemian oats.
I think communication is so firsbern.
No art comes from the conscious mind.
Nothing I do is done by popular demand.
Being on Twitter is like having a fern.
... you're nuts but you're welcome here.
There are few takers for the quiet heart.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey
Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.
A day with out sun shine is like..........night
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.
Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
Relationships end, but they don't end your life.
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
How many people have never raised their hand before?
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
It's not what you know, it's what you think you know.
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
It was easier to sell a painting that was not for sale.
A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall.
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
Writing is extremely personal, and that's the joy of it for me.
The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.
