Quotes by Victoria Jackson - Page 1

Sometimes I like to vent.
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Vent
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I think abortion is murder.
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Abortion
Murder
Thinking
Think I Think
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I always wanted to be on a sitcom.
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Sitcom
Wanted
Always Wanted
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The bottom line of Hollywood is money.
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Bottom
Bottom Line
Hollywood
Lines
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I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
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Cried
Died
Heard
Johnny
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There's a communist living in the White House!
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Communist
House
White
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When you go on an audition it's very frightening.
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Auditions
Frightening
Goes On
Scary
Audition
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Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
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Entertainment
Reality
Supposed To Be
Supposed
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I've never been in the music industry, only acting.
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Acting
Industry
Music Industry
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I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.
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Sound
Sound Of Music
Music Always Sound
Dreamed
Maria
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It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.
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Christian
Christian Living
Fun
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Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
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Fake
Fake People
Hate
Thinking
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I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
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Church
Four
Remember
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I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
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Drink
Drug
Smoke
Virgins
Stayed
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Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
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Relationship
Men
Relationship With God
God Religion Man
God Relationship Religion
Attempt
Bind
Himself
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I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist
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Progressive
Taught
Watches
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They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.
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Bible
Crack
Desperately
Searching
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I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.
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Christian
Struggle
Thinking
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I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.
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Girl
Hollywood
Thinking
Good Me Find
Cast
Good Girls
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Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.
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Can Do
Conscience
Hurt
Turns
Parts
The Only Thing
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I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
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Night
Qualified
Saturday
Saturday Night
Saturday Night Live
Impressionist
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Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.
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Deserve
Fun
Mind
People
Preachers
Steal
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Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?
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Christian
Stupid
Writing
Christians
Script
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It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming.
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Leaving
Team
Coming
Guys
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It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!
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Men
Duh
Gay
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Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.
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Christian
Comedian
Example
Fun
If I Could
Successful
Christians
Have Fun
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That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.
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Fantasy
Guitar
Perfect
Perfect Life
Show Business
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I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.
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Girl
Church
Contrast
Sincere
Sitting
Sweet
Lady
Seemed
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I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
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True Love
College
Gymnastics
Married
Scholarship
Life Love Romantic
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I was the only Christian on the cast, but that was cool because we all respected each others talent and mostly they respected me a lot even though I was the only Christian.
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Cast
Mostly
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I don't feel any part of religion. I think the Bible is God's gift of salvation that He gave me because I trusted in Him when I was six year-old. It was a gift and I didn't earn it.
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Inspirational
Thinking
Years
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So finally I came up with a thing that felt really pure, and I'm Christian, so when I hear about death I have a lot of hope because I believe in Jesus and life after death, and John 3:16.
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Jesus
Believe
Christian
Pure
Life Death Hope
Finally
John
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There was a lot of Southern Baptist preachers and some yelling ones but mostly we had a pastor who didn't scream and I found a lot of comfort and joy and peace as a child hearing the Bible.
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Bible
Comfort
Hearing
Pastor
Scream
Southern
Southern Baptist
Yelling
Baptist
Mostly
Preachers
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But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.
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Bases
Believe
Christ
Goal
Honor
Movie Star
Pressure
Stars
Main
Supposed
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The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are . . . How can God bless our country, seriously?
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Baby
Country
School
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