If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

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