Quotes by Wilson Mizner - Page 2

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Education
Funny
Hilarious
Inspirational
Plagiarism
Research
Author
Many
Steal
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I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Experience
Learning
People
Reservoirs
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Encouragement
Positive
Relationship
Success
Good
Everywhere
After
Only
He
Listener
Popular
Something
While
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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Criticism
Drama
Informing
Theatre
Meant
Surprises
Critic
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A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Party
People
Taste
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Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Citizens
Substance
World
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I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Movie
Audience
Hero
Hollywood
Thinking
Years
Heroes
Several
Spent
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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Wisdom
Bars
Depends
Differences
Faux
Kind
Bar
Difference
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Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Littles
Pleasant
Surprising
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I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Contact
Fortune
Lawyer
Ample
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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Men
Ambition
People
Slave
Master
Helped
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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Exhausting
Overcoat
Party
Popularity
Wind
Corner
Winds
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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Brazen
Knows
Lying
Sentences
Begins
Immediate
Induce
Sentence
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The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Firsts
Lasts
Years
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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Marriage
Husband
Sleep
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What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Parenting
Children
Hands
Nice
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I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Mind
Modern Life
Trying
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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Accomplished
Achievement
Being Done
Desire
Done
Looks
Looking
Advantages
Affairs
Small
Having
Prevents
Quickly
Thoroughly
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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Wilson Mizner / Playwright
Anger
Inadequate
Inevitable
Long
Occasions
Provocation
Scripture
Conceived
Degree
Rule
Sinful
Slight
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