Funny Picture Quotes - Page 4

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not ...
All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is ...
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think ...
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord ...
And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married ...
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the ...
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some ...
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that ...
If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. ...
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human ...
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the ...
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry ...
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you ...
Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor ...
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna ...
If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight ...
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the ...
Nobody uses his car in New York, because so many people use it that ...
Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but ...
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ...
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently ...
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first ...
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, ...
It's much easier for me to make major life, multi-million dollar ...
Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney ...
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people ...
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a ...
It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been ...
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as ...

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