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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal ...
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we ...
The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required ...
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only ...
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never ...
Time is long but life is short.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the ...
The movement of life has its rest in its own music.
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: ...
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it ...
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and ...
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, ...
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore ...
Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow ...
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is ...
The art of life is the art of avoiding pain.
Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: ...
Life is so unlike theory.
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's ...
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of ...
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the ...
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just ...
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life ...
Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of ...
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no ...
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we ...
Mind is never a problem. Mindset is
Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more ...
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an ...
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping ...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear ...
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their ...
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person ...
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in ...

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