Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford, Jack?

Passing time adds false memories and modifies real ones.

We never know which lives we influence, or when, or why.

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited.

... suicide gets in the air sometimes. Like a cold germ.

because the hardest boss a man can ever have is himself.

Pray for rain all you like, but dig a well as you do it.

...writing fiction...is no job for intellectual cowards.

When you own a piano, it's harder to think about moving.

Time slowed and reality bent; on and on the eggman went.

Challenging orthodoxy is a death sentence in Washington.

I had lost something in my youth and made money instead.

Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.

Everybody loves a thing more if it has cost him trouble.

Most of us have jobs that are too small for our spirits.

You mustn’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

I don't really do jolly. I don't know why, I just don't.

Never ignore the feelings that don't seem to make sense.

I think experienced makes me sound like an aging hooker.

Good listeners are perceived as good conversationalists.

I'd rather be weird and happy than normal and miserable.

Cleanliness is a state of purity, clarity, and precision

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

Renunciation is the very basis upon which ethics stands.

The sky never changes: it is the cloud that is changing.

Only by practice and non-attachment can we conquer mind.

Never think there is anything impossible for the soul. .

To be good and to do good-that is the whole of religion.

In art, interest must be centred on the principal theme.

Body is an unreal dream, and we think we are all bodies.

If it is strength, go down into hell and get hold of it!

Cowards only sin, brave men never, no, not even in mind.

Holy meditation helps to burn out all mental impurities.

Superstition is great enemy of man but bigotry is worse.

Every person who has a reading with me has an audiotape.

Remember, your motto is, if they can do it, I can do it!

If you shoot for the stars, you'll at least hit the moon

A man who embarks on a journey must know when to end it.

The light had simply and utterly destroyed the darkness.

I sometimes feel tremendous compassion and helplessness.

Your home is your jail, Bird. I'm going to set you free.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Five exclamation marks: the sure sign of an insane mind.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws.

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.

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