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Vegetarianism is a good idea.
Look after yourself and each other.
Take care of yourselves, and each other.
Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.
Dogs don’t bark at cars that are parked!
With a face like mine, I do better in print.
I have nothing to do with counting the votes.
We have 45,000 square miles of geography in Ohio.
I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.
[Invading Iraq] would create generations that hated the USA.
I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music.
You know, Jesse Jackson is just trying to stir up a hornet's nest.
You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.
We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.
I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.
Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.
I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
I watch sports and cable news. I’m a political junkie, so that’s my interest.
It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
I watch sports and cable news. I'm a political junkie, so that's my interest.
I am running for Governor of the great state of Ohio and welcome your support.
I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
When I was first on 'Dancing With The Stars,' people were really shocked and surprised.
When I was first on 'Dancing With The Stars', people were really shocked and surprised.
Traditional marriage in the platform is the essential building block to our civilization.
It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.
Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job.
And we have the most scrutinized election system in the United States, and we have met every test.
To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.
I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.
And I'm very proud of the 50,000 poll workers and election officials who delivered a free and fair election.
My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.
I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.
If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.
All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.
I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.
We've become a culture where earning money doesn't entitle you to it, but wanting it does. That is the essence of redistribution.
We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.
I'm liberal, but I watch the three majors. Obviously I watch MSNBC, also CNN and Fox, which is what I would call ridiculously to the right.
I would anticipate that the Electoral College will be held on the 13th of December, and our 20 electorate votes will go to the certified winner.
They reality is that we have 70% of our voters use a punch card system that I tried to change and that bipartisan resistance in the legislature stopped.
The effort of Reince Priebus and the RNC to reach out to movement conservatives has been impressive and will, I believe pay great dividends come election time
I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I just live in the Midwest, a real normal world.
I like the idea that there's no censorship, because it's consistent with my views that we live in a free society and people ought to be able to express their views.
In order to spur economic growth we need to put the brakes on out of control spending, lower Ohioans tax burden and create a most efficient and effective government.
Job creation requires a business friendly environment with a tax structure that is not punitive and a state government designed for efficient use of fewer tax dollars.
TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!
In one generation, my family went from extermination simply because of how they pray to God to this ridiculously privileged life I live today. So how can I not love America?
No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.