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Growing up, I actually wanted to be a professional baseball player instead of a radio DJ. Believe it or not.
Hosting various versions of my countdown program has kept me extremely busy, and I loved every minute of it.
I had a jeep made up for Michael, and he would take it on tour, and he would hide behind it, like a curtain.
The United States of America - once great, grand and free - is on the path to becoming just another country.
Imagine the first time you are about to rap in a studio and you find yourself in a booth with Redman and KRS!
Growing up, I actually wanted to be a professional Baseball player, instead of a radio DJ. Believe it or not.
You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
If I see a police officer behind me, and I can pull over into, like, a shopping center or something, I do it.
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
I don't know how me having a conversation with Tomi Lahren all of a sudden turned into me hating black women.
When government gets out of the way, the people achieve great things because of the promise of great rewards.
There's nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you're leading police on!
I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn't be me. Clothes? Shopping? That's stuff I like!
It's a privilege and honor to write and star in my own comic. I can officially cross that off the bucket list!
Before that, they thought talking movies might eliminate radio as well. But radio just keeps getting stronger.
I've learned it's always better to have a small percentage of a big success, than a hundred percent of nothing.
I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture.
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.
It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud.
Success doesn't happen in a vacuum. You’re only as good as the people you work with and the people you work for.
People think they're getting objective information, but they're not. They're getting news wrapped up in opinion.
Success doesn't happen in a vacuum. You're only as good as the people you work with and the people you work for.
According to Mr. Obama, exceptionalism is so yesterday, an uncool, antiquated and ultimately destructive notion.
Oh absolutely. Look they hate all conservatives but they have a special kind of loathing for women conservatives.
Real men know how to move as real men. Real men won't allow themselves to be disrespected. Real men aren't punks.
Dick Clark is an American icon. I am honored that he has entrusted me with such a role in this national tradition.
As much as we all talk about the future and how so many things are merging, there is a simplicity that is crucial.
Personally, I'd like to visit every corner of the earth. But I don't know as I'll ever be able to accomplish that.
When you talk about presidents, loyalty is a great thing until it becomes a bad thing. Witness once again Watergate.
Troubadours travelled from town to town. They didn't really sing too good, which is the main reason they kept going.
When I was in college, I was a semiotics major, which is this hopelessly pretentious body of French literary theory.
Men are not intelligent when it comes to cheating, but they're wise enough to choose a woman who will put up with it.
The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Everyone in showbiz is driven by ego, so how do you go from having loads of fame to working at 7-11? You can't do it!
Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again.
President Reagan was the quintessential Happy Warrior, and no one loves, respects, and admires Reagan more than I do.
Ultimately, I do my best to not subscribe to things that are unnecessarily negative, harmful, or hurtful to somebody.
I was a temp secretary for a long time, and I went at it with a passion, and I tried to do a nice job in all my jobs.
Kanye is always going to be Kanye. He is always going to be outspoken. He's always going to say exactly how he feels.
'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
We're Jews, my family, and Jews break down into two distinct subcultures: book Jews and money Jews. We were money Jews.
But you can make good radio, interesting radio, great radio even, without an urgent question, a burning issue at stake.
You don't take music seriously if you wear your left ear bud in your right ear and your right ear bud in your left ear.
Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command.
Fortunately for me, I'm in this unique business of not singing, not dancing, not performing - just kind of being there.
We need the ability to buy healthcare insurance across state lines that would increase competition and drive down cost.
If you want somebody to tell you a story, one of the most easiest and effective ways is if you're telling them a story.
Being morally honest means sitting down and actually listening to a person and understanding where they're coming from.
I’m excited to join Power 105.1 in New York and The Beat in Miami and expand my brand even further in the coming months.